A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "My wife made some asparagus with Hollandaise sauce. I loved the sauce so much that I put it on everything." The dentist says, "Well, that's the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate and this time use chrome." The replies, "Why chrome?" And the dentist quips, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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